Saturday, November 26, 2005

Winter

Gorram snow!

"Oh it's sooo pretty! I love to just sit and watch the snowflakes dance on the winter breeze."

Yeah. Right. WRONG-O!!

Then I opened up the door this morning to find nearly a foot of the gorram shit! Te me da!! So. I go out with my husband's tightass boots on my bigass feet, hair flying everywhere but where it should (including my eyes and nose), thin leather gloves and a gorram shovel. And. The fucking arthritis in full flare up in arms and shoulders. Woo. Hoo. Let's go shovel! AND The damn dog is barking, "Throw the shovels full my way!" ***edited for material of a familial offensive nature***

Foul weather, I tell ya, and not all of it on the outside. Pretty damn ugly on the inside.

All the while I am shoveling thinking the ***edited for material of a familial offensive content***

Then, maybe four square feet from driveway completion and total ruination of my joints for the next three days, ***edited for material of a familial offensive content***

Pretty damn ugly on the inside.

It was so much better last night, sitting on the sofa with a glass of wine, a good friend watching wrestling with me and the gorram snow falling outside the window.

7 comments:

Candice Gilmer said...

I feel your pain, although in Kansas we don't get nearly that much snow this time of year (or about any time of year..)

HOwever, I must say, today, in Kansas might have been a record. Western Kansas had snow. Central KS had thunderstorms with hail, and NE Kansas had two tornados... The tornado warning for my area only recently "timed out."
Oh, and did I mention the friggin winds?

No wonder my allergies are going bonkers.

Savannah Jordan said...

Hey, Momma!

Sorry about the allergies. That sux. Hope you feel better soon. :)

We don't normally get that much snow this time of year, either. That sux, too. I heard about all the tornado warnings ya'll had in Kansas. *snicker* I just can't put those two words in a sentence and NOT think about the Wizard of Oz. :)

"The wind began to switch... The house to pitch..."

Candice Gilmer said...

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........

BITE ME...................

:)

Savannah Jordan said...

Aaawww Don't growl. Don't be mad! Ya know I loves ya!!

Candice Gilmer said...

lol...

I just always get the wizard of oz jokes...

That's the downside of Kansas.. :)

and of course I know ya luv me! ;) I'm cute! :)

and I luv ya too!

Bernita said...

When I think of how I used to go out and roll around in this white stuff as a child, it makes me postively ill.
I do the shovelling here too.

Savannah Jordan said...

Roll in it, eat it, ball it up and throw it. Yup, we were giddy and we were young.

Age has a way of changing your POV.

Shovelling sux.